Think about it

Thoughts to Ponder for the day:
- If you had only one phone call to make before you died, who would you call? and what are you waiting for?
- Why is the best was to get things done is to do it yourself?
- In a world w/o fences or walls, who needs Windows or Gates?
- At P.C. world all the computers are white. What's P.C. about that?
- Why is it that when we are driving and looking for an address, we turn the volume of the radio down?
- Would the easiest way of becominng wise, be becomming stupid and doing the opposite?
- Would an agnostic dyslexic insomniac lie awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?
- When sign makers go on strike, do they write anything on their picket signs?
- Isn't it a bit unnerving that Doctors call what they do a 'practice'?
- If the police arrested a mime, would they have to tell him he had the right to silence?
- Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it starts ringing?
- Why does your nose only itch when your hands are full?
- When using your computer, why does it never say "Good command" or "Excellent file name"?
- In an athiest hotel, is there a meaningless void in the bedside cabinet instead of a bible?


I think that is enough for now. I will post later with my thoughts, im not sure what they are right now.