Monday May 23, 2005

I am officially a big brother as of today! Lilly was finally adopted officially. She is now Lilly Grace Gottlieb.

This weekend

Danielle came in town friday!!!!!! Friday night started slow but ended well. Danielle, Nick, Ronnie, Evan, Chase, Tanner, and Kevin came over. We just chilled and made jokes all night. It was great. Kendall and I went to the Mavs game saturday night! Sorry Leslie, but I don't remember what the score was. I think it was something along the lines of a 40 pt BLOWOUT by the mavs!!!! Today is Mother's Day. It was really nice. We went to church and then to lunch. After our naps, we went to the Omni to see the Mystery of the Nile. The Omni is actually fun. I have not been in years. My parents and I had the longest talk about our family. They see things totally different than I do. Actually, they see my point of view and I see theirs, but we differ on how to handle the situations. I guess we are all entitled to our opinion. Its good to be old enough to finally voice my point of view and it be sound and listened to. I guess that comes with age and maturity. Well TV is calling my name along with sleep. Hopefully they will both be fulfilling.

Daniel

Satellite

I got a satellite at my apt... Im never leaving again :-p

Tom Petty - Last Dance With Mary Jane

She grew up in an Indiana town,
Had a good-lookin' mama who never was around.
But she grew up tall and she grew up right
With them Indiana boys on them Indiana nights.

Well, she moved down here at the age of eighteen.
She blew the boys away, was more than they'd seen.
I was introduced and we both started groovin'.
I said, "I dig you baby, but I got to keep movin' on.
Keep movin' on."

Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain.
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again.

Well, I don't know, but I've been told,
You never slow down, you never grow old.
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of going down,
Tired of myself, tired of this town.

Oh, my, my. Oh, hell, yes.
Honey, put on that party dress.
Buy me a drink, sing me a song.
Take me as I come 'cause I can't stay long.

Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain.
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again.

There's pigeons down on Market Square.
She's standin' in her underwear,
Lookin' down from a hotel room.
Nightfall will be comin' soon.

Oh, my, my. Oh, hell, yes.
You got to put on that party dress.
It was too cold to cry when I woke up alone.
I hit my last number and walked to the road.

Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain.
I feel summer creepin' in and I'm tired of this town again.

Joke of the day

TO: All Employees
FROM: Human Resources
SUBJECT: Foul Language
DATE: February 28, 2000

It has been brought to management's attention that some
individuals throughout the company have been using foul language
during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
offended, this type of language will be no longer be tolerated.
We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to
accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-
workers.

Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided
so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in
an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive
employees.

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way

TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me!

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.

TRY SAYING: Of course I'm concerned.
INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a shit.

TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.

TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?

TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work.

TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem?
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell cares?

TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.

TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.

TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary.

TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.

TRY SAYING: I see.
INSTEAD OF: Blow me.

TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it.
INSTEAD OF: Another fucking meeting!

TRY SAYING: I don't think this will be a problem.
INSTEAD OF: I really don't give a shit.

TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a prick.

TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing.

Thank You,
Human Resources